As Canine Culture Manager at Pesel & Carr, I feel compelled to address a matter of growing importance: my lifespan.
According to a recent AFR article, investors are pouring billions into longevity science, with dogs increasingly viewed as both beloved family members and, rather awkwardly, test subjects for treatments designed to help humans live longer too.
I have mixed feelings about this.
On one paw, I am entirely supportive of extending the years available for afternoon naps, beach walks and the dignified supervision of junior staff. The prospect of remaining handsome and emotionally intelligent for an additional decade is objectively appealing.
On the other paw, humans have a curious tendency to chase longevity while neglecting life’s obvious pleasures. You don’t need a billion-dollar biotech company to tell you that a good walk, a decent meal, meaningful companionship and regular naps contribute significantly to wellbeing.
Still, if scientists would like to develop a treatment that allows me to enjoy lots more years of being loved, I am prepared to make that sacrifice.
For the record, my preferred longevity protocol remains unchanged: less stress, more treats, and absolute confidence that everyone entering the office understands who is really in charge.
Woof, with love — Louis
P.S – pictured is me as a baby. Seems like yesterday.
